Monthly Archive for January, 2006

I Was Scammed!

It’s true, I know it sounds hard to believe, someone as astute and street wise as myself, but yes, I was scammed. I was reviewing my map while pondering what to do with the afternoon when a “helpful” gentleman stopped and asked where I was going. I said I was thinking about going to the MBK shopping centre. He proceeded to annotate my map with several important tourist spots he thought I should see.

When I asked how I should get to the MBK centre he suggested a Tuk Tuk. Knowing they’re normally outrageously expensive I said as much and asked if I could get a bus. He said that due to some government promotion on the television yesterday, Tuk Tuk drivers were being given coupons for food or petrol or something, so my fare would be only 20 baht, including stopping at the previously annotated tourist attractions.

He hailed a Tuk Tuk, agreed the price, and in I jumped. I didn’t really want to see the golden buddha or the golden mountain but I didn’t want to be rude, so I had a quick look. To collect his free token he had to take me to a tailors shop, I went in, was told a pair of trousers would be £40 and decided that was really a bit steep, so I left. Back in the Tuk Tuk, next stop golden wat (temple), round the corner, he said he’d wait there. I walked down the road, looked, couldn’t be bothered going in, walked back, and low and behold, the Tuk Tuk and it’s driver had vanished.

Me thinks bring a ferrang (foreigner) to a tailors shop on the promise of a low fair, get your commission, then ditch them at the nearest available tourist attraction. Luckily I hadn’t paid up front, so I hopped on the bus for a mere 12 baht, a total saving of 8 baht, around 10 pence!

Bangkok Nightlife

I went out with a British journalist who lives in Bangkok last night. We started in a smart wee bar in the middle of the Japanese red light district. Guiness on tap in a civilised little pub surrounded by lap dancing bars, strip clubs, ladyboys and anything else that takes your fancy in Bangkok. Fantastic!

Then we went to an entire street of clubs. Andrew walked straight in the front door, I followed and a security guy grabbed me pointing at my feet. Apparently my uber-stylish Birkenstocks are not acceptable footwear in such an establishment. He pointed me across the street to what I thought was a shoe stall but I discovered was in fact a shoe rental stall.

So I rented me a pair of canvas sneakers, apparently more appropriate footwear, for a mere 50 baht. A beer in the club was 160 baht. What the f***?? Initially I thought it was a scam to get money out of tourists, but 50 baht, that’s less than a beer in almost any bar in town. Thanfully, the black and white sneakers matched my outfit perfectly, so all was not lost.

All you fashion gurus out there I’m sure are just pining to see my latest black and white look, fear not, photos will be winging their way to you over the cyber shortly…

Bangkok Continues

Great day in Bangkok today. Got loads done. Bought some new jeans, got my long overdue hair cut, took my watch in to get fixed, got prices on some cameras, caught up on some emails, found chicken satay on the street, it’s been a rocking day.

We were heading for a shop on wireless road across town and jumped on a bus not quite sure if it was the right one. The conductress (is that a word?) didn’t speak any English so a guy stepped in to help us translate. We explained where we were heading and he said he’d take us there as we needed to get a subway after the bus. He literally walked us right to the end of the street and then said, head off up there. Thai hospitality, it’s on a par with the Scots! :)

Sitting in a bar on free internet access now so better get back to the important business of beer!

Koh Lanta to Bangkok

I left Koh Lanta on Tuesday afternoon and began the journey to Bangkok. I’d asked at travel agents how much it would cost and was given a few options. The boat from Koh Lanta to Krabi on the mainland was 300 baht, or a minivan from the guest house directly to the bus station in Krabi via a ferry was 600 baht. Then the bus from Krabi to Bangkok was either 400 or 600 baht depending on the travel agent.

Being the independent sort of lad I am, I headed off to the pier on my own. In my experience it’s always cheaper to get your ticket as close to the point of departure as possible, on buses or boats at least, probably not on planes. Anyway, off to the pier I go. I ask the girl for a ticket to Krabi. She doesn’t speak much English, but more than I speak Thai, so she explains it’s two boats and it costs 13 baht. Yes, thirteen baht. To start with I thought she was telling me it left at 1 o’clock!

So 13 baht later I’m on a ferry which I realise is actually taking me about 200m across the stretch of water to the other side. Somewhat puzzled I sit on the bench (it’s a flat decked car ferry with benches either side). I ask the guy next to me if this boat is going to Krabi. There’s a 10km road between this boat and the next one he tells me, but I can jump on the back of his motorbike if I want. Score!

So we get to the next boat, which was the 10 baht part of the initial 13 baht I’d paid, and then I’m on the mainland. However, at this point I’m some 76km from Krabi. Not to worry he explains, walk up the road a few metres and wait on the left hand side, you’ll get a bus to Krabi for 50 baht!

So I’m in Krabi having spent the grand total of 63 baht. I discover the bus station is 4km out of town, but I’ve got a couple of hours, so I ask for the general direction and head off on foot. Fairly soon I spot a 7-Eleven (convenience store), get an ice cream and then manage to hitch a lift right to the bus station.

I’m presented with two choices, the 426 baht second class, air conditioned bus with no toilet or the 850 baht, 24 seater VIP bus with toilet, in seat food service, air conditioning, entertainment, etc. Deciding the 424 baht saving will buy me about 7 beers, I head off on the earlier second class bus. I score the front seat, recline, and put my feet up on the acres of space in front.

Just my luck, the bus gets to Bangkok early. Not just early, but an hour and a half early. Great you’re thinking, but no, it’s supposed to arrive at 5am and instead drops us at the southern bus terminal at 3:30am. A quick check of my trusty Lonely Planet reveals most bus services operate between 5 or 6 am and 12 midnight.

Again, my independent streak kicks in and I ignore the taxi touts to head off on foot. Pretty soon I realise it’s a little difficult to follow a motorway on foot and reluctantly agree to take a taxi. Initial quotes came in around 100 baht and when I finally convince one so-called Meter Taxi to actually put the meter on, it works out around 55 baht!

Anyway, I land on Khoa San Road, find myself an air-conditioned, single room with a bathroom for 250 baht (remember my 200 baht tent on Koh Phi Phi?!) and get some kip before beginning my first day in Bangkok. Impression so far, I love it. It’s great to be back in the hustle and bustle of a major international city, and I love the Asian flair. The cross between utlra-modern subway and sky train and the street sellers offering noodles and rices for pocket change.

Here’s to a few great days in Bangkok…

Closer Magazine

An article recently appeared in Closer Magazine regarding the death of Kath Horton. The headline and story content suggests that in some way I felt guilty about what happened. I would like to formally and publicy refute this.

In these situations it is natural to think things like “If only I’d done something different”, “If only I’d gone to see where Kath was”, etc. However, at no time during my interview for Closer did I suggest that I or Ruth Adams had feelings of guilt. The agency I dealt with have also stated that they did not pass this on to Closer.

I believe I have been mis-quoted and I believe it has presented both Ruth Adams and myself incorrectly. I will be sending a letter to this effect to Closer Magazine.

Death Sentences

I’ve just heard that the two men convicted of raping and murdering Kath Horton have been given the death sentence. I don’t know any further details at this time.

It’s hard to describe how I feel about it. Does murder every justify murder? I honestly don’t know.

I hope at least Kath’s family can now know that Thai justice has not failed their daughter as I believe it fails so many other young women. I hope you can now rest in peace Kath.

Koh Lanta Conclusion

Koh Lanta is a lovely little island. It truly is a Thai beach paradise. The diving here is meant to be some of the best in the world, and if I become a diving instructor I may well come back here and spend a few months diving. The laid back, friendly atmosphere has been a real change from the more commercialised, tourist resort type places I’ve seen in Thailand.

I’ve never had to take a taxi if I didn’t want to, I’ve always been able to hitch a lift, at any time of the night or day. People are genuinely helpful and hospitable. It’s been a great week and I look forward to coming back here.

To anyone looking for a peaceful island to relax on, I’d thoroughly recommend Koh Lanta. There is some nightlife, it’s not Bangkok or Koh Pah-Ngan, but there are some good parties. There are pharamacies, internet cafes and so on. There’s no hospital here though, so don’t go renting a motorbike and get yourself in a mess!

So goodbye Koh Lanta, hello the next phase of my travels.