Singapore Be Warned

The MacDaddy is coming…

The credit card has been waxed again, the date has been set, the necessary arrangements made, the details have been confirmed, the emails received, it’s on, there is now no stopping it, yes, it’s true, I am going to the hermetically sealed, super clean, crimeless paradise like haven they call Singapore.

The fact that my smaller, younger, littler, wee brother (new window) happens to have his ass parked there may or may not have factored in my decision, I am unable to confirm or deny that alleged rumour at this time. I am also unable to confirm or deny whether it is necessary for me to leave the country in which I am currently resident due to any visa regulations, this is not something I can presently confirm or deny. Denial or confirmance cannot be offered on either of these alleged rumours.

3 thoughts on “Singapore Be Warned”

  1. What dates are those bro…you know i travel a lot these days…busy man…may or may not be here.
    The whereabouts of my person can or cannot be confirmed for the dates that may or may not have been booked for the alleged trip that may or may not take place to the country which might or might not be called Singapore.

  2. “…unable to confirm or deny whether it is necessary for me to leave the country in which I am currently resident…”

    I call ‘confirm’… unless of course Singapore’s been imported into Thailand and nobody bothered to mention it.

    So does this mean you’re leaving Bangkok two days after you sign a 6 month lease?

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