My pink keyboard is up for adoption!
Any suitable parties who may be interested in taking on the responsibility of caring for such a precious gift of nature should apply herein. Unfortunately, it simply doesn’t fit with my lifestyle. We’ve had a grown up discussion, compared our differences, and decided it’s time to part company. It’s an amicable parting.
Applications on a postcard… 
ME ME ME…..GIVE IT TO ME….i never quite got over the devastation i felt when voda refused me a pink phone upgrade
….a beautiful pink keyboard would MORE than make up for it 
such a precious gift of nature would be in safe hands with nadsy…..x
You know that society that you’re chairperson of…i’m sure one of those guys would want it (i won’t mention the name incase no one else knows).