In my continuing efforts to escape the plague that is dairy, I’ve started taking my breakfast cereal (Rice Krispies this week) with water. It took a day or two to adapt, but it’s working out rather well now. It has a plainer, simpler feeling to it. Rather like drinking hot water instead of tea.
I figure rice, soy or oat milk is probably better than the real thing, but can they really be good for you? Apparently too much processed soy is bad for you. What isn’t bad for you these days? I reckon water’s probably not, so water it is. 
Darn tootin…must admit, i’m not a fan of tea…mainly because it just tastes like hot water! Looks like i’m a dairy king then….
“bring out the cheese”
“but the cheese is sleepin”
(slap)”well i guess you’ll have to go wake it up now, won’t you!”
It saddens me that your dairy consumption will probably mean you die before me brother. As the younger sibling, you’re supposed to outlive me…
ah…brother….it saddens me that you’ll probably die young at not eating enough cheese - scientists have proven that cheese is good for the soul!
Oh dear brother o’ mine, it saddens me how you have been brainwashed like so many of your countrymen. Alas, only time will show us the truth, and I fear, that time will be too late for you young dairy lovers.
Is that warm or cold water you take with the Rice Krispies? Warm water is better for your stomach
agree with Callum here, dairy is no good! Fergus I think you eat too much dairy…. that’s why you can’t lift as much as me at the gym! I’ve been off dairy produce for 2 and a half years now, must produce a third of the mucus of old.